Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-31


  • I'm at Coremark (31300 Medallion Dr, Whipple, Hayward). http://4sq.com/4riyLY #

  • my head hurts #

  • laughing away at Daria's witty smart ass remarks #

  • OMG NOOO I don't have the canned air to clean out your computer. STOP ASKING #

  • heading to lunch, I need a break. I feel over worked and my headache from yesterday has returned. #

  • uh oh... Tower is getting SOS's now... I wasn't expecting that one. :/ #

  • I hate it when Dave asks me to reprint something because "It didn't print" bull shit it didn't print, you just lost it or some1 else took it #

  • people if you want me to do something like an SOS install, and it's my job to submit the order for the device, please CC me in the email #

  • Off to bed. Good night cruel world #

  • I'm at Home (Jer and Matt's place) (34426 bacon pl, Fremont). http://4sq.com/dhLsl5 #


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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-30


  • now hear this, now hear this... I have to fart #

  • I'm at Coremark (31300 Medallion Dr, Whipple, Hayward). http://4sq.com/4riyLY #

  • Yeah I want to go home to many people are pissing me off today. #

  • What the hell was stacy thinking when he woke up this mornig and put on those fuckin ugly ass shoes. The match NOTHING #

  • My head hurts #

  • Toaster Strudel's are good hot or cold. NOM NOM NOM #

  • RT @cbs5: Apple Reportedly Working On iPhone For Verizon http://cbs5.com/local/apple.iphone.verizon.2.1598116.html #

  • Why is the warehouse taking lunch a half hour early #

  • I'm at Home (Jer and Matt's place) (34426 bacon pl, Fremont). http://4sq.com/dhLsl5 #


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Monday, March 29, 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-29


  • WTF this shirt just came out of the wash how the fuck is it already dirty. Grtt I hate white clothes. Once dirty always dirty #

  • Uhhh Mr ReadyPack people get your systems fixed.. or tell your driver to slow the fuck down. no way your driver coudl have made #

  • it from tracy to hayward in 10 minutes. #

  • Yeah that communion wafer tasted like card bored. #

  • Home from the church thing (@ Home (Jer and Matt's place)) http://4sq.com/dhLsl5 #


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Sunday, March 28, 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-28


  • Blasting the iTunes threw the house. Bout to shower and then I'll make breakfast. I'm thinking bacon eggs hashbrowns. You know the whole ... #

  • gahhh my big beacon egg and hasbrown breakfast backfired.. I forgot butter yesterday at the grocery store. I fail #

  • Dis I miss an earthquake just before midnight??? Dang it #


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Saturday, March 27, 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-27


  • Yes you read that correctly. I'm at work on a Friday andim working. I know it sucks. Damn inventory day (@ Coremark) http://4sq.com/4riyLY #

  • My brain feels like it's turning into jello #

  • Home from work. I was soo bored. (@ Home (Jer and Matt's place)) http://4sq.com/dhLsl5 #

  • according to matt it's peanut butter jelly time... OHHH K folks he's done gone lost his mind. #

  • OMG GUESS WHAT... I'm streaming.. LOL http://jeremymachetta.com/live-stream #

  • ok screw it. I can't fight the sandman anymore. I'm heading off to bed. if I'm this tired I should be able to fall right to sleep #


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Friday, March 26, 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-26


  • I don't like the 50's looking cerial boxs. This scares me general mills. Stop it #

  • I'm at Target - Hayward (2499 Whipple Rd, Hayward). http://4sq.com/6BpezT #

  • I'm getting bad at remembering to post this. You know that means this is getting old. (@ Coremark) http://4sq.com/4riyLY #

  • Hummm if I just looked down I would have seen the box I tripped over. #

  • RT @syph: I just laughed at this stupid joke: Q. How does @LadyGaGa like her steak?
    A. Raw raw raw raw raw #fb <<that is FUNNY hahaha #

  • I'm at Home (Jer and Matt's place) (34426 bacon pl, Fremont). http://4sq.com/dhLsl5 #


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Thursday, March 25, 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-25


  • really if your just going to come in to leave early why not just stay home #

  • Really tired of the warehouse manager coming in asking if anything is ready. Obviously not or you would already have it. LEAVE #

  • Where did the rain come from #

  • I'm at Home (Jer and Matt's place) (34426 bacon pl, Fremont). http://4sq.com/dhLsl5 #

  • Damn I'm gassy this morning. #


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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-24


  • ok not really sure what that noise was. but I think it was the fan on my mac mini. :( *SIGH* #

  • work. early. again. not fun. I would like to enjoy this weather please.. #

  • and to top it all off, I have to watch the phones when I first get in.. FOR 2 HOURS??? GRRRRRR I hate those phones. I hate talking to people #

  • I'm at Quick stop (1824 whipple rd, Union city). http://4sq.com/caVOnI #

  • I just became the mayor of Quick stop on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/caVOnI #

  • I'm at Coremark (31300 Medallion Dr, Whipple, Hayward). http://4sq.com/4riyLY #

  • Rocking out to sone pretty good 80's music while answering phones #

  • When being at the front desk asnwering phones thy is NOT the time for hammie to hit a wall and stop speaking correctly. Fail #

  • GRRRRR this is why I'm not customer service. I HATE DEALING WITH CUSTOMERS. don't call me at almost 9PM to add things to your order. NOOOOOO #

  • time please speed up #

  • Home sweet home. Very possable I don't have to go in early tomorrow. I'll keep my fingers crossed. (@ Home (Jer and Matt's place)) #

  • damn, IDK if it's doing this for all my friends I play words with friends with or if it's just me but it's not notifying of updates again. #

  • Dear hammie if you EVER hsve a dream like that again I'll throw you across the room so hard you will be "SPLAT" #

  • ♥ "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor on @SlackerRadiohttp://slacker.com/r/cR5Q #

  • ♥ "Just Dance (feat. Colby O'Donis)" by Lady GaGa on @SlackerRadiohttp://slacker.com/r/cR7d #

  • ♥ "DONTTRUSTME" by 3OH!3 on @SlackerRadiohttp://slacker.com/r/cR7d #

  • ♥ "Poker Face" by Lady GaGa on @SlackerRadiohttp://slacker.com/r/cR7d #


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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-23


  • I totally forgot to check in at work this morning. Gah (@ Coremark) http://4sq.com/4riyLY #

  • RT @kron4news: Hayward Schools Set 2 Run Out of $$ in June http://bit.ly/aK3s3g < well thr's the prob rt thr sup intendent cmt made no since #

  • Power is out #

  • Working by flashlight. This sucks. I can't see shit #

  • For the next hour and a half while the power is still estimated to be out I'm getting to know the warehouse crew. Learning new stories. Fun #

  • power is back up in hayward, union city, fremont area. let working begin. #

  • I'm at Home (the jer's) (34426 bacon pl, Fremont). http://4sq.com/dhLsl5 #

  • home after a great day of power outage at work. 2 hours of total darkness trying to separate papers and stickers. FUN #


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Monday, March 22, 2010

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Sunday, March 21, 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-21


  • ok finally put the last of my laundry away. #

  • I'm at Target - Hayward (2499 Whipple Rd, Hayward). http://4sq.com/6BpezT #

  • I'm at Home (the jer's) (34426 bacon pl, Fremont). http://4sq.com/dhLsl5 #

  • Humm totally confused as to why my foursquare just all of a sudden updated my locations from yesterday #

  • ♥ "The Coprophagia Diet" by Daniel Tosh on @SlackerRadiohttp://slacker.com/r/81SC #

  • Am I really about to go to bed this early?? I think I am. I know I'm going to wake up hella early. #

  • What's this helicopter activity going on over Fremont, ca. 3 helicopters making wide search movements #

  • Make that 4 choppers now #

  • ok actually going to try going to bed this time. night #

  • Feelings of my heart being ripped out and walked on. #


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Saturday, March 20, 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-20


  • Making dinner. Finally having the hamburger helper we where supposed to make like a week ago #

  • Just finished watching short circuit. Now watching short circuit 2 #


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Friday, March 19, 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-19


  • I'm at Coremark (31300 Medallion Dr, Whipple, Hayward). http://4sq.com/4riyLY #

  • damn it stupid firedrills, don't interupt me unless the building really is on fire. I know how to run to save my ass. now let me work damn #

  • I wonder how long there going to leave the lights on, on this rig.. the battery is going to run out, and then they'll bitch about it later #

  • LOL OMG the canada computer operator uses emoteicons. so now I know he's young. BWAHHAHAHAHA #

  • Let's play Words With Friends on the iPhone! My username is 'The_Jer'. http://bit.ly/2qbpQ #

  • ♥ "Shut the Hell Up, Bad Parking & Cops on Bikes" by Jeff Dunham on @SlackerRadiohttp://slacker.com/r/81SC #


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Thursday, March 18, 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-18


  • Woot. The lawn is getting cut today. #

  • I'm off to work #

  • I'm at Coremark (31300 Medallion Dr, Whipple, Hayward). http://4sq.com/4riyLY #

  • when I ordered an oreo shake from BK i kinda expect the oreo cookie's to be say broken up into straw suckable pieces. not whole cookies. #

  • just had a GREAT 30 minute convo about how access will save us time. I'm so stoked. LOL ohhh lord what have I gotten myself into. HAHAHA #

  • OMG the new computer operator in Canada sounds SOO YOUNG, he sounds like he's barely out of school. OMG now I'm sounding old. UGH #

  • Why does xm radio keep trying to call me??? I canceled your service. Now leave me alone. No I don't want to take a survey. Bye now #

  • ok fine xm you want to keep cutting my call off, when I'm just trying to return your call then you can just FUCK OFF. #

  • I'm so ready for bed. Can I fall asleep yet??? #

  • ♥ "Circumcision" by Jim Gaffigan on @SlackerRadiohttp://slacker.com/r/81SC #

  • ♥ "Baby Jesus" by Maria Bamford on @SlackerRadiohttp://slacker.com/r/81SC #


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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-17


  • and maria has just called in sick. Guess I'll be heading into work early #

  • how much you want to bed the hard drive I just dropped on the floor will never spin up again? I've got $20 saying it's dead for ever #

  • Looking everywhere for a file I really really really need. This search proves to be going no where fast #

  • I'm at Coremark (31300 Medallion Dr, Whipple, Hayward). http://4sq.com/4riyLY #

  • DAMN IT BOB ANSWERED. UGH #

  • WOW is this really going to happen? It's about time. I can't wait. http://www.broadband.gov/ #

  • you smell that??? Thats the smell of shit hitting a fan #

  • do you ever wish you could just freeze time? I wish I could, I've always wanted some sort of special power #

  • ugh. I feel like i'm so far behind at work. I just hate these type x credits. the really slow me down. #

  • I need to find a way to shorten some data in a large number of cells in an excel spreadsheet #

  • I'm at Home (the jer's) (34426 bacon pl, Fremont). http://4sq.com/dhLsl5 #

  • this has been one of those burnt out days. I'm tired. I think i'm off to bed now. Good night interwebs #

  • If I fart and no ones around to hear it. Does it really smell? #


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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

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Monday, March 15, 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-15


  • Awake. And just realized I lost an hourof sleep last night. At least my device keep time for me. Haha (@ Home (the jer's)) #

  • WTF is that smell in the friggin office. Eww #

  • I'm at Coremark (31300 Medallion Dr, Whipple, Hayward). http://4sq.com/4riyLY #

  • No Dennis I don't know whats going on with the Shell's, why would anyone tell me anything we are only the most important part of the company #

  • WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don in at work on a SUNDAY?? WTH.. BRRRR I think hell just froze #

  • I'm at Home (the jer's) (34426 bacon pl, Fremont). http://4sq.com/dhLsl5 #

  • Gona get my grub on. Nom nom (@ Porky's Pizza Palace) http://4sq.com/9fcSV4 #

  • ok and bed time. nity nite #


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Sunday, March 14, 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-14


  • Good morning folks. It's such a great looming day today. (@ Home (the jer's)) http://4sq.com/dhLsl5 #

  • It's such a b-e-a-u-t-i-ful. this is what spring should look like. #

  • awake-ish???? COME ON it's a lovely day outside. WAKE UP @mom2angel. The sun is shining, the birds are singing. Wake up already #

  • I'm really loving the new foursquare app. #

  • We totally forgot to make the hamburger helper last night so guess what's for dinner tonight. Lol yup hamburger helper #

  • well i've gotten as far as I can on Diablo 2 for now. I sure can't kill diablo by my self. LOL. ok time for some FB #


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Friday, March 12, 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-13


  • This is me waking up in the morning. :| hi (@ Home (the jer's)) http://4sq.com/dhLsl5 #

  • I just ousted Chris D. as the mayor of IKEA - East Palo Alto on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/6BuPxg #

  • I'm at IKEA - East Palo Alto (1700 E Bayshore Road, East Palo Alto). http://4sq.com/6BuPxg #

  • I'm at wells fargo. http://4sq.com/aJFdNH #

  • I'm at Home (the jer's) (34426 bacon pl, Fremont). http://4sq.com/dhLsl5 #

  • It's cold out today. I think in going to make soup. Munch on some cottage cheese and chug sone soda. Yes that sounds like fun #

  • I think hamburger helper is on the menu for dinner tonight. Ohhhh I can just smell it now. NOM NOM NOM #

  • streaming live, come check me out. BWAHH HAHAHAHA (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/1hkE) #


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Twitter Updates for 2010-03-13


  • This is me waking up in the morning. :| hi (@ Home (the jer's)) http://4sq.com/dhLsl5 #

  • I just ousted Chris D. as the mayor of IKEA - East Palo Alto on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/6BuPxg #

  • I'm at IKEA - East Palo Alto (1700 E Bayshore Road, East Palo Alto). http://4sq.com/6BuPxg #

  • I'm at wells fargo. http://4sq.com/aJFdNH #

  • I'm at Home (the jer's) (34426 bacon pl, Fremont). http://4sq.com/dhLsl5 #

  • It's cold out today. I think in going to make soup. Munch on some cottage cheese and chug sone soda. Yes that sounds like fun #

  • I think hamburger helper is on the menu for dinner tonight. Ohhhh I can just smell it now. NOM NOM NOM #

  • streaming live, come check me out. BWAHH HAHAHAHA (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/1hkE) #


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The worms Crawl in.

Something I suddenly remembered as a child. I loved this rhymes, and thought I would share.


Don’t you ever dare laugh when a hearse goes by,
For you will be the next to die.

You won’t know where and you won’t know when,
But you will never see the light again.

Then a caretaker tall and thin,
Digs a hole and puts you in,

All goes well for about a week,
Then your coffin starts to leak.

And the worms crawl in and the worms crawl out,
The worms play pinicole on your snout.

They eat your eyes and they eat you nose,
They eat the jelly between you toes,

The worms crawl in and your stomach turns green,
And puss poors out likewhipping cream,

You spread it on a peice of bread,
And thats what you eat when your dead.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-12


  • just reorganizing my itunes collection. it's amazing how I just gather music but never organize it right away. I always wait a year. GAH #

  • Yes I'm early. Don't ask (@ Coremark) #

  • can I PLEASE STOP locking my self out of the friggin printers. GRRRR. HUM #

  • getting a headache from this darn printer setup. Can't they make things easier to find. more interactive. thats all I ask #

  • my back hurts, I'm cranky and I'm tired of this damn printer. @mom2angel I think i've officially made more trips then you on the stairs. #

  • I wonder if the warehouse would really mind if I started blaring Lady GaGa on the loud speaker threw out the whole building... hum. tempting #


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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-10


  • Bright eyed and bushytailed. Ok so maybe not. Good morning (@ Home (the jer's)) #

  • I'm at Coremark (31300 Medallion Dr, Whipple, Hayward). #

  • listening to some GREAT comedy on Slacker Radio on my iPhone. Gotta love this thing. Margaret Cho ROCKS WOOT #

  • prepairing for the long day tomorrow. I have two new copier/scanner/printer all in ones to install tomorrow, network needs some prep first. #

  • I really wish cell phone companies would really get there act together and design a universal charger port for all phones. USB would be nice #


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Ones Love

It's painful to see him day in and day out, and know that I could never be with him. Why do I torment myself with this love that I have for him. My hopes fade quickly as he talks to some gal from another state, and I wonder why I can't have that with him instead, why can't that be me instead of her. Over that past few months I really felt we had gotten to know each other pretty well, and then this gal comes into the picture.

Why is it so hard for me to find the right guy? Why is it so hard for me to find the guy that I can love and that can love me just as much back? Why is it that I always fall for the straight guys that can't love me back?

I do enjoy being friends with him, but my heart wants what it desires, but alas I can't have my cake and eat it to.

Will I live on to my old age all alone? Will I ever meet the right guy and not some random guy that I say I love you to, just because I'm desprite and afraid? I want to experience real love. Why can't it be with him?

Monday, March 8, 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-09


  • where did this set of rain come from.. I don't even see rain clouds.. Really I think it's just someone spiting outside my window. #

  • Did I forget to wake up this morning?? (@ Home (the jer's)) http://4sq.com/dhLsl5 #

  • yes thanks to the ASS Hat in Diablo II that left in the middle of the boss fight, I was only able to get my Staff back, the gear is gone. :( #

  • http://yfrog.com/jpxb7p good to know the school district I learned in still sucks. #

  • Ho hum. I'm at work. (@ Coremark) http://4sq.com/4riyLY #

  • cleaning and updating my work calendars. WOOT #

  • could our network run any slower??? REALY.... #

  • Just had a spot of deja vu #


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Sunday, March 7, 2010

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Saturday, March 6, 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-07


  • PS I am awake (@ Home (the jer's)) http://4sq.com/dhLsl5 #

  • Home from lunch with mom. Had fun (@ Home (the jer's)) http://4sq.com/dhLsl5 #

  • Humm ok so I'm playin diablo 2 while streaming while the roomie plays xbox. We are geeks lol #

  • Maybe it's time to go to bed #


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Friday, March 5, 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-06


  • Nom noms (@ KFC / A&W) #

  • I'm at Home (the jer's) (34426 bacon pl, Fremont). http://4sq.com/dhLsl5 #

  • Im broadcasting YO.. Come join the fun (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/1hkE) #

  • I'm streaming come visit and chil with me. http://bit.ly/bw7Ql1 #

  • broadcasting again. come play (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/1hkE) #

  • Streaming for a little while longer. Come join the fun and maybe i'll stay longer. (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/1hkE) #

  • I'm totally becoming a Linux fan boy. LOL leet geek here I am #

  • somethin's callin my name.. AHH YES!!! Thats my bed. Nite folks #


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Thursday, March 4, 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-05


  • Check out this ustream Show: http://jeremymachetta.com/live-stream #

  • ok world back to bed. IDKY i was up this early in the first place. nini #

  • Let's play Words With Friends on the iPhone! My username is 'The_Jer'. http://bit.ly/2qbpQ #

  • still streaming. seeing how long I can go (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/1hkE) #

  • grrrrr tired of work trying to blame shit on me. NO it wasn't me I don't have access to that menu I'm telling you (cont) http://tl.gd/dmfu8 #

  • doing a little work on the website. Fun Fun #

  • Godaddy your hosting sucks. #

  • Watch me work (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/1hkE) #

  • ok had a great time moving a printer down the hall to another office and installing a new one in the boss's office. WOOT for new stuff #

  • I hate it when Maria starts speaking spanich and keeps throwing in English grrr it just sounds stupid #

  • currently listining to the new LifeHouse CD.. enjoying my self a bit. LOL #

  • DAMN FUCKING WAREHOUSE MANAGER. bring the rebills and redlines in. NO don't put them in the door box.. I don't know they're there. #

  • I need to stop forgetting this stuff (@ Coremark) http://4sq.com/4riyLY #

  • WOW idk where my head was when I was putting these truck numbers in order. they weren't in any sort of correct order. URGH #

  • ok I hear my bed calling my name. It's time to hit the hay #


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Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-04


  • Awake (@ Home (the jer's)) http://4sq.com/dhLsl5 #

  • woot.. We just had a 3.2 earthquake. I want bigger please. GOSH #

  • I'm at Coremark (31300 Medallion Dr, Whipple, Hayward). http://4sq.com/4riyLY #

  • wondering when our new battery backup is supposed to arrive at work #

  • come on terminal hurry up and kill already. #

  • Let's play Words With Friends on the iPhone! My username is 'The_Jer'. http://bit.ly/2qbpQ #

  • damn picker in the warehouse. This truck left 2 hours ago and your just now bringing a box of trays to the truck.... RIGHT #

  • OMG ok WTF our AS400 System has been running at 100% CPU the hole night. I can't get work done this way.. CANADA are you even there. really! #

  • uhhh this isn't good. we have 3 programers logged in.. something major is up with the system.. GREAT #

  • GAHHH systems are going down left and right... BAHHH HUMBUG #

  • I hate it when corprate office trys downloading this really big file that has complete user/customer data from EVERY division during backup #

  • I IZ BROADCASTINGZ YO. It's been a while I know (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/1hkE) #

  • I need to find a mac compatible webcam. This current setup sucks #

  • I'm at Home (the jer's) (34426 bacon pl, Fremont). http://4sq.com/dhLsl5 #

  • Awake. It's to damn early. Someone knock me out (@ Home (the jer's)) http://4sq.com/dhLsl5 #

  • DAMN I'm still streaming. LOL Come join (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/1hkE) #


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Tuesday, March 2, 2010

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Monday, March 1, 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-03-02


  • Ok let's getthis day started (@ Home (the jer's)) http://4sq.com/dhLsl5 #

  • The #Glee cast hits the road this spring: Live tour dates announced! http://bit.ly/9wdiCc (via @GLEEonFOX) OMG OMG OMG I'm so going #

  • I'm at Coremark (31300 Medallion Dr, Whipple, Hayward). http://4sq.com/4riyLY #

  • RT @cbs5: 2 AC Transit Bus Passengers Shot In San Lorenzo http://cbs5.com/local/AC.transit.shooting.2.1529132.html #

  • WOW holy crap they unblocked youtube, facebook, AND myspace on the work network proxy... Something smells fishy now #

  • this damn copy machine squeals like the little piggy from dileverience...... YES I KNOW I DID SOME SPELLING ERROS.. BUG OFF. LOL #

  • AIM has been having issues lately. I think it's time for a new IM service #


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